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The tenant she said call it.

He said I did, I did

And then the tenant's boyfriend was like

I called you and a girl picked up and

Said it was the wrong number.

(And I'm like okay so it was the wrong number why are you even

Telling the guy that)

And then her boyfriend was like ya, I called it four times

She said it was the wrong number.

And then, then I was like okay. Hmm what the fuck.

And the tenant was like maybe it was your wife?

And her boyfriend was like no it

Was a girl.

So there's a

Question there.

Also apparently the dog likes the cat

But the cat

Does not like the dog.

The landlord said he lost his phone.

Aisha Sasha John

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